The best portion of your life will be the small, nameless moments you spend smiling with someone who matters to you.

Ritu Ghatourey (via quotethat)

Anonymous asked:

Starkissedmind went clubbing last night. Like seriously chick? You're married! You're clubbing days are over (even though she's only like 18 and they probably haven't even began.) sje should be at home doing wife things, not shaking her ass at a club.

themilsorantblog:

UHHHH LIFE ISNT OVER BECAUSE YOU GET MARRIED.

Lol clubbing days are over? I guess you’ve got too many wifely duties at gome to handle? Lol you don’t have a kid, you have a husband. It’s ok to go out with your man, or not with your man every now and then…as long as you’re respectful.

mulaneysbutt:


"But it’s very strange. Cause this is the first time I’ve ever seen a law change because the government was just like, ‘*sigh*… fine’."

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mulaneysbutt:


"But it’s very strange. Cause this is the first time I’ve ever seen a law change because the government was just like, ‘*sigh*… fine’."

Mulaney: An Opening Act Preview Special | (x)
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mulaneysbutt:


"But it’s very strange. Cause this is the first time I’ve ever seen a law change because the government was just like, ‘*sigh*… fine’."

Mulaney: An Opening Act Preview Special | (x)
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mulaneysbutt:


"But it’s very strange. Cause this is the first time I’ve ever seen a law change because the government was just like, ‘*sigh*… fine’."

Mulaney: An Opening Act Preview Special | (x)
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mulaneysbutt:

"But it’s very strange. Cause this is the first time I’ve ever seen a law change because the government was just like, ‘*sigh*… fine’."

Mulaney: An Opening Act Preview Special | (x)